Saturday, 16 February 2019

Bands


Barb bought two Fitbits because she found the one that Laura had given us didn't have all the features she wanted.  For example, she thought it was ripping her off on her steps during pickleball and it lied about her sleep time.  I didn't like the Fitbit she bought for me because I thought it looked too feminine.  I also thought the one Laura gave me was working well for the steps on my daily walk.  Barb had a tough time picking the band colour she wanted.  Then she found that she could buy a whole collections of different coloured plastic bands.  When she got the bands, she was trying them out in the bedroom and dressing in her pickleball outfits and seeing how they looked in the mirror.  Then she would walk from the bedroom in the back of the house to my office to show me each one.  I told her she was getting lots of steps in by walking back and forth from the bedroom to the office so many times.  She had about 10 different coloured bands and had to try on each one, sometimes with more than one outfit.  She used 1400 calories just trying them out.

Cold Coffee


Today I gave Barb a cold cup of coffee.  We often make more coffee than we drink and then leave it for later. Then we heat a cup up in the microwave.  I poured a cup for Barb and then put it in the microwave but forgot to turn on the microwave.  Later I remembered I put the coffee in the microwave and I took it out but never checked to see that it was hot.  Like why would I need to check.  It is always hot when I take it out of the microwave.

Library


I renewed my library card today and I told Barb that she was going to love her new library card and she has.  She likes to read ebooks and one of her pickleball friends told her about this Canadian mystery writers she likes.  So Barb wanted to check her out.  I found a number of ebooks by the author but they started at book 4 in the series.  Barb's friend told her that she really needed to read them from the beginning.  So I ordered the paper copies of the first three books in the series from the library and Barb is reading paper books for a change.  She had to go out and buy sticky notes at the Dollar Store to use as bookmarks because when she reads at bedtime she falls asleep and would lose her page without the sticky notes on the page she is reading.

Confusion


Laura was making plans for Christmas.  I thought Laura was arriving on the 22nd when I told Barb to write it on the calendar.  Barb knew there was something wrong with that if she was arriving at 5:05 am.  Then I realized that she was leaving on the 22nd and arriving on the 23rd at 5:05 am.

Pillbox Again


Barb filled up her pillbox with vitamins tonight.  She was carrying the pillbox back to the counter from the breakfast nook on top of the bigger box that contains all her bottles and the pillbox fell off and dropped on the hardwood floor.  It opened and all the pills spilled out and bounced all over.  It took her a long time to find them all again especially her little black peppers.

FRAWESS


Laura and I were listening to the Hard Drive on Live 88.5 one Saturday night, her in Vancouver and me in Florida, and were messaging each other.  Laura was commenting on DJ Noah's transitions and wrote ITA FRAWLESS.  I wrote back Ita Frawess?  She replied that she meant to say it's flawless.  I guess spell check doesn't check capital letters.

Beans


Barb occasionally makes wieners and beans for dinner.  Today, Barb opened two cans of beans and emptied them into the pan.  Then she noticed that one can was kidney beans and the other can was pinto beans.  There are so many different cans of beans in the grocery stores here that it was an honest mistake.  Barb likes a special kind of brown beans made by one company.  When she found the beans made by that company, she just bought two cans.