Barb saw a lady next store picking weeds in the garden. She looked foreign so Barb thought she was
the maid. She found out it was the
neighbour's wife. Sarah said Barb was so racist. We had not seen her
before. Barb started talking to her
about the sculptures on our tree and called them Guatemalans. Barb meant to say iguanas but they are not
iguanas either. They are geckos. The neighbour's wife used to be a big time
tennis player and instructor. She said
she hurt her shoulder. She said her
husband plays tennis too. Barb was
surprised and asked her how he can play with a cane. She said he has figured out how to play with
his cane and he is pretty good. The
neighbour's wife told Barb how impressed she was that Barb would climb a ladder
and clean out our gutters in a dress.
She thought Barb was so energetic walking so fast and with such good
posture.
For many years, I kept a family diary devoted to good news and funny stories about my family while the girls were growing up. I stopped a few years ago. I am thinking of starting it up again because I have noticed that a lot of good and funny things are happening to my wife and I.
Saturday, 16 February 2019
Terminal B
I thought we should meet at the baggage claim but Barb,
Sarah and Julia said they would meet Laura and I at the car. I said we were in Terminal A. Then I found out we were in Terminal B but
Julia never got that message. So Laura
and I went to our car in the Terminal B garage.
We waited and waited and then I got a message from Julia saying they
were in the Terminal A garage and couldn't find the car. I said that was because it was in Terminal B
garage. They wanted us to come back in
the terminal and find them but I said no just find Terminal B garage. Then Laura said she had to go to the toilet
and she went back into the terminal. I
waited and waited and then Julia, Sarah and Barb arrived but Laura wasn't
there. Finally, Laura came back and we
loaded up the car. Barb was amazed that
Laura's stuff was already in the car because she thought she was the only one
with a fobb to open the car but I had mine too.
Three Girls
All three girls arrived on the same day which made it very
convenient for us to pick them up at the airport. Laura arrived first but was very sleep
deprived at 5:05 am so she had a nap while she waited for Sarah arrive from
Toronto and Julia to arrive from Ottawa.
We had a little trouble finding the right gates but we had no trouble
finding Sarah and Julia when they came into the airport. However, Laura wasn't replying to our
messages and we couldn't find her. Barb
and the girls went down to baggage claim and I went to look for Laura. Laura had sent us a picture of where she was
sleeping in front of a picture of some Minions.
But there were lots of pictures of Minions in the airport. I searched Terminal B and then I walked to
Terminal A and found her lying across two seats with her scarf over her
eyes. I went up to her and pushed her and
said she would have to leave the airport in a deep voice. She woke up with a start not knowing where
she was and who was talking to her. I
guess her phone had died and so her alarm didn't go off when she was supposed
to wake up and meet us. Barb was amazed
that I was able to find her at all.
Carry On
Laura freaked out when she found out that she had to pay for
carry on baggage on her Spirit flight.
She had packed specifically so that she would minimize the cost of her
luggage. I had read good things about
Spirit and when I looked it up on Wikipedia it said that it was the first Ultra
Low Cost Airline. I guess it is Ultra
Low Cost if you have no luggage. Anyway
Laura had to pay $45 for her checked bag and $47 for her carry on.
Rain Juicer
I thought it would be fun for the girls to squeeze the juice
from a few oranges from our tree at Christmas time. I had broken our two electric juicers last
year and I knew that my sister had a manual juicer. So I emailed her to ask her to bring it with
her when she came at Christmas. She
replied that she had three juicers. So I
replied asking her to bring them all.
When I replied I realized that the title of my email was Rain Juicer
instead of Orange Juicer. Damn
spellchecker.
Password
Laura always has trouble with her credit card. It wouldn't work when she wanted to buy her
flight to Florida. So I bought it for her and she sent me an
e-transfer to pay me back today. Her
password question had the answer Ilikeitrunny.
Too Sad
Our neighbour who lives behind us has only one leg. He often sits out in the back of his house
which is also the back of our house and we can see him through our bedroom
window. Today, Barb saw him out in his
wheelchair trying to rake the leaves.
Barb said it too sad to watch.
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