Nowhere is Safe

Tonight I was just getting to sleep and Barb attacked me.  She grabbed me on the sides hard and started shaking me.  I told her about it in the morning and she said she was having a dream in which her mother was poking her. So she grabbed her mother by the shoulders and started to shake her.  I told her that I am thinking of moving into the spare bedroom.

Closes at 5 pm

Barb told me a number of times that I had to remind her to go to Sam's Club early to get dinner because it closes at 5 pm on Sundays.  Then she finally went out to Sam's and came home mad at me for not thinking to tell her that it was Saturday and she didn't have to rush.

New iPad

Barb bought me a new used iPad that is about 4 generations later than the iPad that came with the house.  I was having problems reading my magazines from the library on my old iPad.  However, my new iPad has trouble picking up the wifi in the bedroom.  So I use my new iPad in the livingroom and my old iPad in the bedroom.  I save most of the emails I receive in folders and the new iPad makes a recommendation of the file I would want to save it in and it is almost always the right file.  However, when I read my email in bed, I get annoyed because with my old iPad I have to manually save my emails in files.

Charging

Barb has many charging cords around the house to charge her phone because there is something wrong with her battery and it doesn't hold a charge.  Today she plugged in her phone and it didn't charge.  She thought there was something really wrong with her phone until she realized the cord wasn't plugged into the outlet.

Easter Party

Barb got home from the Easter Party with her pickleball friends and realized that she had her dress on backwards.

Pi

We went to a party tonight and I was pretty quiet as I usually am around Barb's friends.  Somehow we started talking about Pi and I started to explain how Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter.  One of the ladies said she noticed how I lit up when I was talking about Pi.  Barb said you should hear him talk about his graphs, it makes my heart flutter.  From then on, whenever I wanted Barb to look at one of my graphs, she made a fluttering movement with her hand over her heart.

Headphones

When I listen to music on my computer, if I am listening to the speakers and plug in the headphones the sound doesn't stop coming out of the speakers and no sound comes out of the headphones.  So I have to remember to plug my headphones in before I turn on my computer or restart my computer if I forget.  Today, I was listening to music on my computer and had my headphones on. After many hours of music, I realized that I was listening to the music through the speakers the whole time and there was no sound coming out of my headphones.