Saturday, 26 October 2019

Cell Phone Again


I was trying to get someone for my softball team for a tournament in Niagara Falls. I was trying to get one of the players from one of my other teams.  I found his number from one of the other guys on the team and was putting it in my contacts in my phone and accidently phoned him.  It was 3 am.  I hung up quickly before I disturbed him.  When I texted him the next day, he said he was available and interested in playing.  Then later that week, I found out that we weren't in the tournament because we were the 13th team that showed interest and the organizers decided to limit the tournament to 12 teams.  I had to text him back and tell him we were not in the tournament.  I went to the tournament to watch anyway and saw lots of friends there.

Barb Needs Glasses


Barb was confused because she tried to put her coffee in the microwave to warm it up without getting her glasses.  She wanted to heat her cup for 2 minutes 22 seconds.  She pressed the numbers correctly but she pressed delay instead of start.  Then she hit 2 minutes and 22 seconds again and pressed start.  The microwave ran for 4 minutes and 44 seconds.  The coffee boiled over and burned on to the microwave.

Family of Geese


Both Barb and I saw the family of geese at the pond at the entrance to the community that is there every year.  There was a mother, father and 4 babies.  A few weeks later, they were gone.  Definitely something had happened to them but we never found out what.

Cell Phone


When I got to the ball game, I realized I didn't have my cell phone.  While I was at the game, Barb found my cell phone down the side of the chair in the television room where I was waiting.  It had fallen out of my pocket too.

Car Keys


I was early for my fastball game.  So even though I was all dressed in my uniform and ball jacket I decided to sit for a while in the television room with Barb waiting until I had to leave.  Then when it was time to leave, I got in the car but couldn't find my keys.  I came back in and Barb and I looked all over the house.  Barb told me again that I should leave them on the bench at the door.  I said I thought I did.  Finally, Barb found my keys on the chair in the television room where I was waiting they must have fallen out of my pocket when I was sitting waiting.

New Computer Glasses


Barb fell asleep in her chair while watching television.  When she woke up she couldn't find her computer glasses.  She searched and searched.  Later she finally found them hooked on the blinds behind her chair.  They must have been on her head when she leaned back in her chair and got all mixed up in the blinds and were just hanging there.

Poutine


Barb couldn't wait to get back to Canada and go to Costco to get her favourite poutine at the snack bar.  She can't get poutine in Florida.  No one even knows what poutine is there.