Saturday, 8 February 2020

Ladies


Barb found a video on Facebook that she laughed at which was a take off the Beyonce song but danced by old ladies called All the Wrinkled Ladies.

USB Music Stick


I had to copy all of my music onto a USB memory stick because it was taking up too much room on my computer and I was running out of memory on my hard drive. This was okay because I had two identical music memory sticks one I could leave in the car and one I could use in my computers. On the way home from the airport with Laura, we were listening to my music and Laura laughed because I had the random setting on and the songs went from a heavy metal band Thursday that was Laura's old CD to All the Single Ladies by Beyonce which was one of Barb's songs.

Google Maps


Barb showed me how to use Google Maps on my phone to get directions to the cellphone parking lot at the airport for when I was picking up Laura. Google Maps kept telling me that I was there but it didn't look familiar to me and I had been there before. I drove around and around and eventually found the cell phone parking lot. When Laura texted me to tell me she had arrived I went out of the parking lot and realized that Google Maps had been directing me to a new cell phone parking lot that I didn't know existed.

Women's Championships


I wanted to go and see the Canadian Women's Fastball Championship in Kitchener and drove to the ball park in the evening of the first day and found the park lights on but the park was deserted. There was a big scoreboard up. So I looked at the schedule and all of the games were over because the games were played during the day. There were no evening games on the schedule.

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner


Barb had a pickleball tournament on the same weekend that I was coaching the fastball tournament. Barb came home a winner with $100 and I came home a winner with $50.

Bed Early


I was coaching the Waterloo Wizards in the Burlington Tournament and driving back and forth to Burlington every day. It was about an hour and half drive. We were short of players so I had to play first base as well as coach for a game and a half. I hadn't played first base since I was in Florida in April and this was now October. So even though I only played a game and a half I was tired and sore after the games that day. I went to bed on Saturday night at 8 pm and slept until 8 am.

Fish and Chips


We had our team party for the Red Sox at the local pub in New Hamburg and I had fish and chips which is what I always have when I eat out. I order fish and chips whenever I can because Barb never wants to cook fish and chips for me. While I was eating, we were talking, I tried to say something but I had fish and chips in my mouth and choked on my food. I started coughing and my eyes starting watering but I tried to keep on talking but my voice was very soft and I was struggling to be heard. I was talking and talking while I was choking and the guys on my team sat there and pretended that nothing was happening.