Dentist

 Sarah was looking for a dentist and found all of these strange reviews on the internet. Then she looked at his website and Instagram page, and she found this hilarious English dentist in Guelph who sings and dances and tells jokes while working on your teeth.

Buns

 Barb found hamburger buns down the side of the fridge beside the wall, and they had fallen off the top months ago.

Watch

 My watch battery died during our walk with Sarah, and Barb charged it when I got home. Then in the evening, she took it off the charger and gave it to me, but she didn't look at the time. I was up until 5 am with my mentee from Nigeria, and in the morning, I woke up at 9 am but didn't get out of bed until 11 am. Barb said I really slept in. I didn't understand why she would say that. Later she mentioned it was 3 pm when I got up. I looked at the clock on the stove and realized my watch needed to be synced.

Walk

 Sarah surprised us by coming to the door at 4:30 pm after work. She took us for a walk. When I got home, I had a message on the answering machine. It was from my doctor. I had missed my phone appointment after the receptionist had just reminded me about it the day before.

Flashlight

 While I was walking tonight, a guy in a golf cart stopped and told me my flashlight was on in my pocket. I have the darndest time turning on and off that flashlight.

Chips

 I like to eat a bowl of potato chips in the dark in my office before bed. But I have been finding chip fragments all over the house in the morning, and one was even on my Linux computer keyboard.

Not Quite

 My Nigerian mentee kept saying "Not Quite," and I didn't understand why he kept saying that when I asked him if he had read something or done something. Then I realized he meant to say "Not Yet".