New App

 Barb has been complaining about her friends being on the new Yahtzee leagues and her not. She kept harassing the developers to upgrade her to be with her friends, and they didn't understand her problem. Her problem turned out that she didn't know how to update the App in the Google Store. Ivan showed her how and then she was so happy. But then she found that the new App used too much RAM to be able to play two games at the same time from her two accounts. So now she has gotten out her old phone and wants to install one of the Apps on it and play with two phones simultaneously.

Nesting

 Barb was cleaning up the house and found an Easter egg Sarah had left for us years ago, and I said she was nesting.

Charger

 Barb uses the portable battery charger Laura gave her all the time to charge her phone and play Yahtzee at the same time. She was running around the house screaming that she couldn't find her battery charger and her phone was going to die. It was on the stove right beside its usual place on the counter, but she couldn't see it because the charger was white and the stovetop was white.

Resolutions

 Barb spent the day walking around the house, reading her ebook to clear her plugged nose. She was completing two New Year's Resolutions simultaneously, reading and walking.

Confetti

 I was punching holes in a 240-page document when the hole punch bottom fell off, and all the confetti got all over my wireless keyboard. It took me a long time to get the confetti out from between the keys.

Good One

 Barb said something that I thought was funny, but Barb didn't. I said "Good One," but she didn't laugh, which made it even funnier to me.

Wireless

 Sarah was upset that I had destroyed my old laptop. So she gave me a wireless keyboard and mouse, and I set them up in my office. Then I put a plastic bag over my keyboard for extra safety. Now I can drink things at my desk and not worry.