Earbuds

 I broke one of my new earbuds today, and when I tried to fix it, I put it back together wrong. Now I have two left earbuds.

Old Man

 I felt like an old man today when I said I had two things to say and could only remember one.

Fish and Chips

 Whenever I used to go out for dinner, I would order fish and chips because Barb never cooked them for me. Now Barb regularly makes fish and chips for dinner, and Barb says she only likes fish and chips because of the tartar sauce. I was grossed out tonight when Barb tried to get the last of the tartar sauce out of the bottle with her fingers.

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

For the first time, I won the Workweek Hustle on the family Fitbit Challenge or everyone else lost.

Glasses

 Barb has taken to wearing two pairs of reading glasses simultaneously because the numbers on her phone are so small.

Phone Call

 We had to phone the receptionist to get let into the doctor's office, and Barb was with me. She misread the number on the sign and called some guy in Gatineau. It was a strange conversation.

35th Wedding Anniversary

 Laura phoned us today and we told her it was our 35th wedding anniversary. Not only did she not know it was our 35th wedding anniversary, she didn't even know it was our anniversary. It was a total coincidence that she phoned us that day.