Parachute Joke

We were having steak one windy night. 

Barb lit the barbecue and came inside to wait for it to heat up.  When she went outside to check it, she found that the wind had blown out the flame. 

She came back in the house and got the lighter. 

She didn’t turn off the gas and open the lid to let the gas out that had built up in the barbecue.  So when she lit the barbecue again, I heard a big bang because it made a big explosion. 

She thought she had broken the barbecue.  I thought she had blown herself up. 

The parachute joke wasn’t very funny anymore..