Straw

My dentist told me that the Diet Coke I was drinking so much was causing problems with the enamel on my teeth. So I asked what I could drink instead. She said water and milk. Well, that wasn't a great answer. So I asked her what else I could do, and she said I could drink my Diet Coke with a straw and not swish it another my mouth. So I started using a straw. And Barb bought me a whole pack of straws. But Laura thought straws were terrible for the environment. So she bought me a package of metal straws for Christmas. But I keep misplacing them. Today I searched for my straw in the morning in my pyjamas and couldn't find it. Then later, when I got dressed, I discovered the straw under my clothes on the chest.