Metal Straw

 I drink my Diet Coke with a metal straw. I usually get three drinks before working: a large glass of ice water, a large cup of coffee, and a Diet Coke. Since I only have two hands, I put the Coke can and my straw in my pockets. I usually put them in my pants pockets, but this time, I put them in my sweater pockets. I went into my office and couldn't find my straw. I searched the house and asked Barb if she had seen my straw. I was finally going to get my backup metal straw when I said to Barb, "You know what?" She looked at me and said, "NOOOO," and I pulled the straw out of my sweater pocket.