Community Watch

While I was out for my evening walk, my community watch fellow drove up and stopped to talk. I always ask him what is a new joke. He said there was a kidnapping at the local school this week. I said, “Oh no”. He said, “Yes, he finally woke up.” He said, “What's blue and not too heavy?" I said I didn't know. He said, "Light Blue". He asked, "What lies on its back a hundred feet up?” When I asked Mom that joke, she knew the answer, "A centipede."