Our washing machine gets out of balance every time Barb does laundry. When it gets out of balance, it makes a noise like a jet plane in our outdoor shed. Barb has to run out, turn it off in the middle of the rinse cycle, then wait five minutes for it to unlock before she can open it and take some laundry out to balance it.
Today, Barb bought me a lovely new bathing suit so I wouldn’t be jealous. I gave her a fashion show.
I went from my standing desk to sitting on my office chair. Then I picked up my full glass of water. I accidentally jiggled it and spilled some water on my keyboard. The last time I did that, I had to buy a new computer. So, I tried to get the water out from under the keys by pushing them over and over. Every time I pressed the Delete and Backspace keys, a little drop of water came out. I did it for some other keys, but the Delete was the worst. I think I got all the water out because the Delete and Backspace keys still work. Whose stupid idea was it to put those keys right beside each other? If they were both broken, the computer would probably be completely useless.
I saw my Community Watch friend on my evening walk tonight, and we had a good chat. He told me about 10 Dad Jokes, but I had heard them all. He kept shaking his head. I asked him for his email address and said I would send him my Christmas letter. So, I sat down tonight and started writing an email, then realized I had made a few political comments in it and thought it might not be a good idea to send him the letter. I also told him I would look up some new Dad Jokes for him. That might be a better plan.
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