Trophy Wife

Barb came out to watch my playoff games in slowpitch this week.  

We walked in together and I gave Barb a little kiss before I went to prepare for the game.  There were guys in the stands that noticed.  Some said kissing was not allowed.  Others said no kissing was okay.

We lost in the semi-finals.

After the game, the finalists were coming in to take our bench.  Barb was waiting for me outside the fence.  One of the players coming in asked Barb who she was waiting for.  Barb said Ivan.

The guy turned and said to me, “You never told me you were married to a super-model”.

Then the other guys chimed in.  They said it must be because I am a billionaire who has a trophy wife.