Porridge

Barb was staying at the Holiday Inn during one of her out of town tournaments.  They had free continental breakfasts but they were really terrible.  Barb has porridge for breakfast at home sometimes.  So she decided to have porridge at the Holiday Inn.  The problem was she couldn't seem to figure out how to cook it properly.  So she ended up eating uncooked porridge and it later expanded in her stomach and made her feel kind of sick.