Coffee Creamer

The coffee machine was at the back of the store and I filled up my cup with coffee.  Then I looked around for creamer.  There was a pump bottle of Coffee Mate on the counter and I tried pumping it a number of times but nothing was coming out.  So I lifted it up and signaled to the cashier that he was out of Coffee Mate.  While he was coming with the Coffee Mate, I noticed the little cups of milk and cream in the fridge beside the coffee counter.  The cashier was opening the Coffee Mate and setting it up in front of me while I was filled my cup with milk from the refrigerator.  I got confused and started opening the little cups of milk and then instead of throwing out the little containers I was pouring the milk out of the container into the garbage can beside the coffee counter and then throwing out the container.  Laura was watching me do this and I noticed what I was doing right in front of the cashier.  All of a sudden we both started laughing hysterically.  The cashier had no idea what we were laughing about.  He never noticed what I was doing.  I almost fell down I was laughing so hard.