Battery

My watch battery died and Barb said I should be a real retired person and not wear a watch anymore.  She has stopped wearing a watch but I still liked to know what time it was.  I wear my watch all the time.  I even sleep with my watch on.  The only time I don't have my watch on is when I play softball and when I shower.  So Barb went out to a jeweler to get the battery replaced.  The jeweler put in a new battery in a few seconds and then when Barb asked how much that would be, he said $17.  Barb said, "What?? The watch is only worth $15 brand new!!!"