Listowel

I was in Listowel on a Sunday afternoon watching the Huron County League Playoff Tournament.  At the end of the day, I really had to poo.  So I was driving pretty quickly to the Tim Hortons around the corner from the ballpark.  There was a four way stop at a corner and I couldn't see a fellow and his girlfriend in their Mustang convertible because they were behind my rear view mirror.  When I stopped briefly, they pulled out of the intersection and I didn't stop for long because I really had to go.  When I finally saw them I had to swerve and they had to jam on their brakes.  I just kept going very glad I didn't get in an accident because I really had to go.  I got to the Tim Hortons and was in the stall for so long pooing that the lights went out because they were on a motion sensor.  I tried to wave my arms and get the lights to come on but eventually I gave up and sat there in the dark until I was finished and then I had to find the toilet paper in the dark.