Small Town

 I was just coming home from my evening walk when I saw my neighbour's brother standing at the end of their driveway smoking a cigarette. I said my old joke that he must be out getting some fresh air. We started talking, and I asked him where he was from. He said a small town in Ontario. So, I asked which town. And he said Kingston. I laughed because that is not a small town at all, especially compared to New Hamburg.