Retailer

 At the conference, one of the speakers had an accent that was tough to understand, and he was talking about a "retailer." But every time he said, "retailer," I heard "Taylor" and jumped to attention.

Bank Balance

 I was paying bills online and suddenly noticed that our bank balance was extremely low. I panicked when I realized that I had written $3568 dollars instead of $35.68. I missed the decimal point. Fortunately, I was able to cancel the payment. But it cost me $10 which was better than $3568.

Salt

 Barb loves her sea salt grinder, but they are hard to find in stores. When the salt ran out and she couldn’t open it, there was no way to refill it. So, Barb spent an hour hammering nails into the bottom of the grinder and then spent another hour putting salt in the grinder one grain at a time.

Thumbs Up

 I stay up late and sleep in late. Today, my phone alarm went off at 10 am, and I reached out of bed to turn it off. I somehow hit the Thumbs Up button on Famjam Messenger.