Barb is a nosy neighbour who always likes to go to Open Houses in the neighbourhood. While driving home from pickleball, she saw a flag on a neighbour's lawn. Thinking it was announcing an open house, she stopped. She walked up to the house and opened the screen door. Two old ladies were sitting at the kitchen table having a cup of tea. One of the ladies said, "Come on in." Barb said, "Is this an Open House?" The lady said, "No, why?" Barb said, "There is a flag on your lawn." The lady said, "That is the flag of my husband's favourite football team." I told Barb, "You don't just walk into someone's house in the US. You are asking to be shot!"
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